For those of you who know me well I hope you would agree that in general I always try to help people, and I look at things as a whole for the greater good. Well recently I’ve realized that there are quite a few things in my ripe old age that bug the hell out of me, and I’ve composed a list. These are things/people I hate:
GPS Dependant idiots who lose all sense of driving and become zombies waiting for the GPS to guide them, while screwing everyone else when you realize you’re in the wrong lane.
People who go to a gym to socialize and find a date for later that night instead of letting people finish their work out and move on so that piece of equipment isn’t left unused while you jabber on.
People who think Wal-Mart is a tourist attraction.
Wal-mart in general, I mean it’s the only place I’m guaranteed a head ache if I step one foot inside the doors.
Wal-mart workers who are lazy, and take their jobs for granted while letting 6 million carts pile up in the lot to roll into people’s cars.
Employers who start a business without proper knowledge of the inner-workings of what they’re a part of.
Employers who automatically think they know everything because their name is on their door.
Employers who hire less qualified candidates because they’re not able to pay a reasonable amount for a person who knows the field.
People who think they’re owed something from everyone because of their age, race, and sex.
People who dwell on the past and let it affect everything in present time.
People who use everyone they can to get by and expect them to be happy about going without in order to help you do nothing except become more of a useless loser.
Self Righteous douche bags that are given anything they want because of their affiliations.
People who live off their family in order to invest 60,000 in a 10,000 Honda because it might win a trophy someday at hot import nights.
Servers who think they deserve a 15-20% tip by default regardless of how much they suck.
Servers who make 6 figures while the cooks and chefs are lucky to make half that.
Companies that sell goods/clothing that is on back order indefinitely and don’t tell you until you’ve paid.
Student loan companies that take advantage of eager, young, naïve minds and sock it to them in interest that quadruples the initial amount borrowed.
People who have all the potential in the world but choose to watch Jerry Springer, pop out children, and live off of welfare instead of using their god given talents.
People who swarm you with religion, and stuff it down your throat without asking if you’d like to hear the good word.
Employers who advertise job openings commensurate with your skills and experience yet never correspond in the least bit, not even an interview, or a phone call.
Men, and Women who have homo-sexual tendencies yet act straight, bash gays, and are miserable in life by doing so, just be yourself because your misery rubs off on people, and lying just hurts the ones who care! If you’re hiding that’s fine, but don’t go out of your way to act macho when everyone sees through your BS.
Friends who say, and do things when they’re drunk and think that saying you blacked out or don’t remember the transgressions the night before automatically gives you a get out of jail free card.
Teachers who are so closed minded that they think they’re god while conduction a class…sometimes the student does become the teacher.
People who talk the talk but have absolutely no idea of what they’re saying beneath the surface. Acting intelligent isn’t the same as being intelligent.
Planet Fitness for looking you in the face and telling you that they don’t cater to body builders or power lifters because they’re all steroid shooting animals and mistreat the equipment.
Planet Fitness for not hiring anyone over 185lbs because you’re too muscular to work at a gym.
Giant guys who look like they could be related to Zeus yet mysteriously can’t lift with men half their size…what’s the use of being massive and muscular without the strength?
Mexican restaurants that buy canned salsa and guacamole and charge you for Fresh made ingredients.
Restaurants that sell you on their image, lure you in under the idea that you’re going to be getting a 5 star meal, when you would have been just as satisfied at Applebee’s, yet you’re out of pocket a month’s rent.
Doctors that treat you like cattle.
People who never signal!
People who stop dead center in grocery aisles and walk away from their cart leaving you to either go around or move their cart out of the way.
Well I guess I hate a lot of people, and things. Correct me if I’m out of line, and I would love to hear others points of view if I’m skewed in any way. Thanks for reading my mega-rant!
Dude, people that stop dead center in grocery aisles, entitled yet sucky servers, and whatever the f*ck Planet Fitness is all get under my skin too.
ReplyDeleteWhat is this Planet Fitness douchebaggery you speak of?